We all know what Citizen Cider is, but there are so many amazing people who make Citizen Cider the company that it is. Working at Citizen is like being part of a big, crazy, wonderful family; we think the gang deserves a little shout out. You know how in high school all the seniors get a superlative? That’s kinda what this is, minus the high school part, because high school was the worst.
So, let us introduce you to the crew that makes up Citizen Cider!
Most Likely to Leave and Come Back
This is Jared on his last day, May 2016. He just couldn’t stay away.
Whether you’re front of house, kitchen staff, or production, you’re buds with Scuba Steve.
When Danielle isn’t killing it on the production floor, you can find this lady boss skiing, hiking or mountain biking.
Most Likely to Win the Lottery and Lose the Winning Ticket
”Wallet, Keys, Phone..” Is Stacy’s nightly routine at Citizen.
All Times Sales Rep
Most Likely to Win a Bull Riding Competition
VT girl born & raised. Brooke’s rarely seen without her cowboy boots on.
Quality Assurance Manager
Kimmy C’s got the brains & beauty!
You really keep the conversation flowing.
Most Willing to Help
Without going into detail about just how helpful you are: THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
Secret Potty Mouth
The sweetest person to drop the casual F bomb.
Max joined our team all the way from Oregon! Max, you rule!
We were all 21 – Rasputins be callin’.
To Paige, selfies are an art form, whether you want to see them or not.
Ever heard of Rushmore, dude?
Chris is a freakin’ cider super-hero; if you’ve got questions, he’s got answers.
Biggest Frat Boi (For Not Actually Being in a Frat)
We love you, bro. But in like, a bro way.
Front of House Manager
Making you jump never gets old, sorry not sorry.
You may be a little camera shy but you sure know how to give a hug.
Most Likely to be Wearing a Flannel and Yellow Trucker Hat
Seriously. Every day. One day he wore a black shirt and it threw everyone off.
Business Support Specialist
Moves Like Jagger was written about this lady.
Martha even has her doggos tattooed on her!
Most Luscious Hair
Hair on fleek, boy.
Perfect energy for creating perfect cider.
Most Likely to ‘Reply All’
Every. Damn. Time.
Most Likely to be in the Office at 6 am
If only we were all morning people.
James is from the future, the past, another planet, another dimension maybe? Who knows?
Jon Snow has nothin’ on you.
Most Wanted By Female Employees
“Check out those Cans”
Every breath you take, every move you make, Koko’s watching (on Facebook).
Sometimes he’s sweet, sometimes he’s salty. Oh, daddy.
Director of Marketing
Head bitch in charge.
We’re all jealous of those baby blues.
Cool like the other side of the pillow.
Head of Production/Operations
Hardest worker, Hardest Partier
It’s all about balance.
Most Accident Prone
At least she rocks cool Star Wars bandaids.
Most Likely to Know Someone in Every Room
Seriously though, is there anyone you don’t know?
Citizen Cider’s Very Own Rockstar
Your face is tattooed on someone’s stomach. Enough said.
Secret strong man. Could totes lift you over his head.
DJ Will in da house to tell you about the time he saw this band live.
NYC Sales Rep
One part maniac, one part rock n’ roll.
Your good vibes are contagious. And very necessary.
You’re a unicorn, Andy.
The OG Citizen
Citizen Cider’s first employee, hired right from Craigslist!
There are 18 cheese balls in her mouth.
Not much is known about Patrick yet because he hasn’t been with us long enough to attend a staff outing, i.e. for us to see him drunk. Let’s change that.
Most Likely to be Hired on the Spot.
We knew you’d fit in!
We’re just trying to keep up with you.
As a new dad you’re going to need it! Congrats!
There’s nothing Lars can’t do.
We’re nothing without our Citizens. Come in and meet us sometime! But in the meantime, take a quick, like a *literally* quick, tour of a normal day at Citizen Cider…